It's true, that's why it's funny

I saw a really cute baby at Woodstar yesterday and I wanted to steal it so I thought of you

"Chapin is a breading ground for excellence"

A:"She always ignores me"

B:"WHAT A JERK!"

C:"Who are you talking about?"

B:"I have no idea"

C:"Well, that's true friendship"

more Biden love

"...and all of our children will be named Robinette!"

"Chapin is a House, where sometimes people are able to sleep"

Grammatical Fetishes

"They are comma happy"

I hear a man's voice. Which, you know, is always confusing at Smith

"WHY CAN'T YOU BE A REAL PERSON!"

"I could shower, but then I would be wet"

come on, show a little ankle!

get up, get off, get up off your high horse

Even our sleep schedules are family-ized!

Weekend, is that you?

"ohh, I LOVE bread...AND SAM SEABORNE!"

"Oh my God, I LOVE balsamic vinegar!"

"maybe as a peace offering of my friendship I will buy him rogain"

"Don't forget your hashtags!"

A: "What shape would you say 0 to pi on the sinx graph is? I keep wanting to call it a bumpity bump"

B: "A what?"

A: "It doesn't matter"

B: "Oh, it's a Mountain"

A: "That's not a shape either"

B: "Crescent Moon"

C: "Shutup"

"How many years are in a decade?'

"10"

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, positive"

"What do they call John McCain?"

"What?"

"John McCain, what's that word that they call him?"

"A maverick..."

"Ice ears....wow, that squirrel has Coronas"

"Corona? Really? The squirrel has beer?"

"Whatever, leave me alone"

I looooooooove crosstabs!

looser

heyyyy

You are NOT allowed to cry at Woodstar!

"Be cool Aniania*, Be cool"

"See I told you told you you couldn't be cool"

*names chanced to protect the innocent (or not so innocent)

Watch out, baby fever is VERY contagious!

it's just water

YOU'RE THE OPPOSITE OF A CAMEL TOO!

eww there were people having sex in the shower

yuck, boys, yuck

it makes me feel better that that was only 20 minutes ago

You could always just marry well

I'm whatever the opposite of a camel is

CRACKCRACKCRAZYTRAIN

Watergate

"Don't blame me – I'm from Massachusetts"

No, mummy NO! Come back Mummy, come back please! Noooooo whered you goooo mummmyyyyyy!

and...back to mettablogging

I will! And me neither, and I resurrected the blog! I have to get creative though, it's going to mostly involve me talking to myself or yelling at my computer...possibly some gchat convos"

Biden Love

"Hey! I know that baldspot! I would know it anywhere!!"