"There should be a video section on the blog!"

"Bill and Ben the flowerpot men, they were made of flowerpots."

"that sounds like a euphemism for making gay babies"

"it was like my water broke"

"ohh . . . i want a baby!"

"she's used to me having my eyes closed in ecstasy!"

Complicated

We are like a freaking Jerry Springer episode just in this room

dont mess with us.

one step closer to everyone thinking she has genital herpes.

STAR WARS isn't her thing?

"I just don't understand missiles!"

"it seems too colorful for latin. it's the dead language, it should be in gray scale!"

"I think that's bad for your eyes."

"I think that's bad for your psyche."

it's like "got milk?" --"got family?!" No, I don't got milk!

mom and momma

that's the beauty of having two moms--you know you weren't an accident

"Can you please not wear embryos to Senior Banquet?"

This is what happens when you mix Gchat and regular conversations...

"You're so smart! You took the words right out of my fingertips!"

Because he's related to Mercedes Benz

Ernest Benz--
Why does he sound like a very serious car?

Afghanistan

STATUS UPDATE: you are still being oppressed

"I don't think I should post that, because I said it."

"That's never really been our standard."

"Nope, not the stick by which we measure...I mean the bar...I think...no, the stick. Like a yardstick!"

"Anyone want some more fudge?"

"Yes, but I only want the fudgey bits."