It's true, that's why it's funny

I saw a really cute baby at Woodstar yesterday and I wanted to steal it so I thought of you

"Chapin is a breading ground for excellence"

A:"She always ignores me"

B:"WHAT A JERK!"

C:"Who are you talking about?"

B:"I have no idea"

C:"Well, that's true friendship"

more Biden love

"...and all of our children will be named Robinette!"

"Chapin is a House, where sometimes people are able to sleep"

Grammatical Fetishes

"They are comma happy"